Gawker Media is a collection of gossipy blogs that spew utter bullshit into the world of journalism through leftist propaganda and attacking people when they are down. Here are 10 of the stupidest Gawker articles that are written by actual human beings.

The Time Michelle Bachmann Thought She’d Been Kidnapped By Lesbians

My Fart Will Go On

An Ode to Sydney Leroux’s Eyelashes

Songs for a Late Night Online Shopping Binge

Chrissy Teigen’s Boobs Will Not Be Silenced

Should You Fuck Tiger Woods?

Does Airport Security Seriously Think I Have a Weapon Hidden in My Hair?

How to Drink All Day and Not Pass

22 Ways the Letters in ‘Republican Party’ Can Be Rearranged Into Rape Anagrams

And the winner is…..

Defending ‘Mattress Girl’ after it came out that she was a liar:

How to Make an Accused Rapist Look Good