13.

This college kid who tried to operate the family U-HAUL on move-in day

12.

These geese that know if you are late one more time you will be written up

11.

This women who will not be having breakfast today

10.

This person who originally wanted a Diet Coke

9.

This person who called in sick yesterday and told their boss they would definitely be in tomorrow

8.

The person in front of you at Target who loves living life on the edge

7.

This person who thought they could finally catch a break at the 3PM stretch

6.

These guys who have to repackage the eggs that didn’t crack

5.

This person who decided to drive to work today

4.

This kid who still has a mile to go

3.

This person who wanted to reenact a scene from Tokyo Drift on their lunch break

2.

You Only Paint Truck Once

1.

This person who cannot fathom what has just happened