Here at SoCawlege we’ve compiled a list of 15 New Years resolutions you won’t go through with.
Here’s to a new year and a new you – Keep faith!
That gym membership
Let’s be honest, this meme wasn’t made for nothing
We know you truly gave up meat when you couldn’t shut up about it
Getting better grades
If you had the mental strength to stop procrastinating and spending time on Facebook and Buzzfeed, you would have done so already
You are too lazy to give up those crucial smoking breaks
What is life without a 2AM McDonald’s run?
Managing your debt
Just pay it later. You know, after you get a job with that gender studies degree
Cutting back on alcohol
You’re in college. You also need something to fill that empty void. Excessive partying seems to do that for you, so you won’t give it up anytime soon
Quitting “blazing the sticky”
Lets face it, you need that reefer to escape this horrible reality
Being more “green”
Because everyone loves a Prius
Putting down the phone and being more social
Nah. Your snap score / yakarma will reach new highs
Quitting the booty-calls
Because nothing says “I respect you” like a ‘what’s up’ text at 2AM
Giving up Netflix
How else will you spend your free time?
You could try it for a day, but it won’t continue long afterward. Because, you know, you have to do real work to help others
Giving up the 2014 rap music
“Coco” is not music. Neither is “U Guessed It”, “Caillou”, “Hot Nigga”, “No Type”, or “Bobby Bitch”
Being a “better person”
The past doesn’t have to haunt you if everyone can just come to one mutual agreement