15.

You wear sneakers with a suit

14.

You use Axe body spray before going out

13.

You use Boost Mobile

12.

You bought a Gucci bag faker than Manti Te’o’s girlfriend

11.

You took your $393 tax refund to the strip club

10.

You intentionally listened to this song in the past month 

 9.

You asked for a water cup at McDonald’s and proceeded to fill up on root beer

8.

You majored in music theory

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 7.

You financed your smartphone instead of getting a cheaper cell phone

6.

You complain about the cost of food but use GrubHub and Instacart

5.

You fell for the “Got a dime? Got a job? You got a car!” auto leasing advertisement

4.

You spend >50% of your pretax income on luxury apartment renting to impress your friends

3.

You voted for Barack Obama again in 2012 thinking change was just going to take a little more time

2.

You own more than one pair of sneakers at any given point in your life

1.

Your concept of wealth includes flashy jewelry

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