1.

You wear sweater vests

2.

You had prom at a stadium/arena/ somewhere better than your public school peers

3.

Your graduating class was 96.7% caucasian

4.

You blame pop-quizzes on your private tutor

5.

You helped the community by doing your 30 hours of “volunteering” the summer of your junior year

6.

You own a lake house, ski house, beach house, or all three

7.

Someone in your family sees a psychologist/therapist

8.

You spent more on SAT prep than most high schoolers make in an entire summer

9.

You took your sport very seriously because you were told you were a D1 prospect

10.

You make sure to rep your school’s logo/colors whenever you are at a social gathering

11.

You wear a backwards snapback, lettermen, and timbs when you’re not wearing the sweater vest

12.

Your common app essay was written for you

13.

Your uncle is “good friends” with senators

14.

The cheapest car in your school’s parking lot is a 2012 BMW

15.

You’ve tried to deal weed to the public school kids before

16.

You have a profile picture with your dog (I’m sorry, your lab “mix”)

17.

There isn’t a single college on your prospective schools list that is under $60,000/year

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