17.

You feel like a serious outcast without an internship

16.

There is no reason to feel unsafe now

15.

Greek life is hard to understand given the fact you are in New York City, so you leave that to Fordham

14.

Your bank account is constantly at or below $20

13.

You have the only Chic-Fil-A in all of New York

12.

You also have Quizno’s, which you might start eating at

11.

You go to Yankees, Mets, Jets, Giants, Knicks, Nets, and Rangers games rather than NYU sports games

10.

You quickly got rid of that pride and acknowledged public napping is totally acceptable

Bring a blanket

9.

You actually couldn’t care less about football

8.

You find yourself going out on weekdays more than weekends because you’re only young once

7.

You were ecstatic to find out that the Empire State building lights up to celebrate your graduation (if you make it)

6.

For every two straight guys, you know one gay guy

5.

This happens a lot given the number of celebrities currently attending NYU

4.

Trolley nostalgia is real

3.

Your friends are likely from New Jersey, Long Island, or California

2.

You know this is where the most intense chess battles in America go down

1.

A hug from John Sexton will be one of your greatest memories (or currently is your greatest memory)

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