1. 

Your roommate doesn’t smoke weed, yet you proceed to smoke INSIDE the room

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2. 

You consistently leave the bathroom looking like a bomb pit

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3. 

You invite the entire lacrosse team over on a weeknight without letting your roommate know

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4.  

Your dirty laundry somehow always finds its way onto roommate’s side of the room

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5. 

You bump loud trap music while your roommate is clearly studying

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6. 

You borrow clothing without asking

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7. 

You refuse to turn your alarm off

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8.

You forget your room key four times a week and rely on your roommate (who you just met a couple months back) to drop whatever he/she is doing to come back and let you in

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9. 

You know those sodas and gatorades your roommate has with the “DO NOT TOUCH” label on them? He probably didn’t want them anyway, which is why you keep drinking them

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10. 

Oh, you have an exam at 7:45AM? Don’t mind me while I fight with my boyfriend in the room while you’re trying to study

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11. 

It’s December and 35 degrees outside? Time to crank up the AC while you’re sound asleep

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12. 

You stash your alcohol in your roommate’s fridge without even asking

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13. 

You drink directly from the Brita

14.

Your roommate has his expensive laptop, cellphone, and other electronics out in plain view? Don’t mind me leaving the door wide open and leaving

15. 

You keep asking to borrow money because you blew what little savings you had on takeout, alcohol, and a new hookah for the room you both didn’t agree on

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16. 

You know that change on your roommate’s desk? I’m sure he wasn’t going to use it, so you were right to go ahead and use it for laundry

17. 

You’re staying in tonight? Well I’m going out with the boys. Don’t mind me as I spray this cologne all over myself leaving the room smelling like an Abercrombie & Fitch dressing room

18. 

It’s freezing outside? Seems like the perfect time to leave the window open for fresh air

19. 

You leave your curry unwrapped in the fridge leaving a permanent stench 

20. 

Oh you’re sleeping? Don’t wake up while I slam the door behind me

21. 

The utility bill is an even split so you figure leaving the TV and lights on all night won’t hurt anyone

22. 

You can’t sleep without noise so you leave your fan on high all night long

23. 

You have friends over on finals week to play a 72 cup game of beer pong in the kitchen

24. 

You wake your roommate up at 8:00AM to tell him know that he missed his 7:00AM exam

25. 

You figure you would save some money this term by using your roommate’s shampoo, toothpaste, and other toiletries 

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