5 things only basic bitches do on social media. Because we all have that one friend who will do anything online for likes and followers. Enjoy !

1.

Change their Facebook name in an attempt to fool colleges into thinking that they don’t have a Facebook

Unfortunately, this method of anonymity is ineffective as your Facebook page URL (username) still remains the same. We know your last name isn’t “Anne” Sorry not sorry. 

 2.

Share political articles that they know absolutely NOTHING about

My biggest pet peeve of them all. We all have that one friend, or two, or several, who can’t stop sharing the world one-sided political articles that either point fingers or run circles around the issue itself. To top it all off, these people will include a caption of “STUPID!” or “I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!” in an attempt to make it look like they understand what the issue is about. 

3.

Upload a 400 photo album of their recent vacation to Venice

We got that you were in Venice by the excessive tweeting, four Instagram posts in the last hour, and the album that you uploaded yesterday. STOP! 

4.

Check-in to every place they go 

The world doesn’t need to know you’re at the doctor’s office getting a checkup. Nor does it need to know you’re at Starbucks for the 7th day in a row this week. 

5.

Post a filtered photo collage EVERY TIME it’s one of your friend’s birthdays

These photo collages also come equipped with a three paragraph rant about how much you love them and all the amazing times you’ve had together since first meeting them four weeks ago at the beginning of the semester. That friendship would also like a filter!

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