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Only stoned people will…

1. Stare at a computer screen for hours

2. Express their feelings towards Kony years after the Facebook campaign died

3. Demand answers as to where a word goes once it is erased

4. Eat a box of Milano cookies with no hesitation

5. Confirm with you that weed has never ever killed anyone


Only drunk people will…

1. Pee literally anywhere

2. Claim to “know that dance” even though, they just can’t

3. Ramble on in the backseat passionately telling stories to people who by all means do not care

4. Look through a 768 photo album of their ex with no ragrets

5. Wake up and feel like they were beaten over the head with a banhammer


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