“Our ambulance is gone,” an EMT reported to dispatch.

Stefan Sortland, a sophomore at Colorado State University, has been arrested last Sunday morning for allegedly hijacking an ambulance on campus, and fleeing to Loveland.

He resisted Police orders to drop items – now reported to have been a blanket and box of crackers (Wheat Thins if you were wondering). Police were able to stop him by deploying a stun gun.

After being detained, Sortland told Police he had also broken the window of a Nissan sedan in an attempted hijack before deciding to settle with the campus Ambulance.

Fox 31 Denver reports he is being held on $15,000 bail at Larimer County Jail, facing charges of aggravated vehicle theft, Obstructing EMS, reckless driving, hit-and-run, criminal mischief, and unlawful possession of Adderall, for which, he did not have a documented prescription.

Class A moron to say the least.

  • John Fisher

    thank you for the extra information on the crackers. I appreciate it.