Dear Diary,

Today, I got up, got high, and went back to bed.

Dear Diary,

Today, I got up, and got high. Then I went to my math class on the other side of campus. Didn’t understand any of that shit. When I got back to my dorm, I got high. Then I watched Daily Show re-runs with my bag of Doritos until I passed out.


Dear Diary,

Today, I asked my mom for $40 dollars to go to the movies. She agreed. I then bought 4 dime bags from my dealer and we fish-bowled his car instead.

Dear Diary,

Today, I got up, and got high. I was bursting with creativity and decided to play with my hacky sack in my zip off pants.

Dear Diary,

Today, I got up, and got high. I was most upset when I realized I was almost out. So I called my dealer, and told him to stop by around 10:00. I went to the ATM, and freaked out when it told me there was no funds left in my checking account. I called my dad, and he asked what I needed more money for. I told him I just needed a couple more textbooks and to stop annoying me.

Dear Diary,

Today, I got up, and got high. I like, failed a math midterm or whatever. Shit sucks, but who cares, one day I will be a hacky sack professional. I got high, and went to bed at 3:00 in the afternoon, right after my daily Taco Bell locos tacos run. Dank.

 

Dear Diary,

Today, I got up, and got high. I started to clean the black residue out of my bong, reloaded it with clean water, and went back to bed. Too much to finish in one day. So not dank.

 

Dear Diary,

Today, I got up, got high, and was very upset when I discovered my favorite tie-dye shirt was stained with Taco Bell from a couple days ago. I went to do laundry, and forgot a 1/4th was in my pants’ pocket when I put my jeans in the washer. Fuckin-A.

 

Dear Diary,

Today I got in a fight with this kid at the skate park because he didn’t pass the blunt counter-clockwise. It like totally ruined my high. So not dank.  

 

Dear Diary,

Today I got up, got high, and contemplated smoking a bowl or a J for 48 minutes. I smoked the J, it was dank.

 

 

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