October 1, 2014

Dear Diary,

Today I woke up, went to Starbucks with my iPad and ran across a super-misogynistic article written by a white, male, cis, straight, middle class, able bodied shit lord! The article said that men and women are different from one another. That men and women have different needs or wants. I promptly tweeted out this disgusting misogynist drivel to my army of feminist keyboard warriors. Together, we all bombed his twitter account, and his comments section with insults, calling him out for who he really is!

October 2, 2014

Dear Diary,

Today I am going to use the hashtag, #Feminism and #TwitterYouthFeministArmy, to bring attention to women’s rights issues across the world. I feel that by hashtagging it up, I am making a huge difference for women everywhere. For example, when I hashtagged, #BringOurGirlsBack, our girls came back, because after all I no longer saw any concern for it in the media. All the twitter users in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, and other areas where women’s rights are lacking, will see this, and quickly change their laws, cultures, and traditions!

Problem solved.


October 3, 2014

Dear Diary,

I’m a little too preoccupied to tweet today, because I’m busy baking a birthday cake for my boyfriend. I made sure he understood that even though it seems like I am perpetuating stereotypical gender roles, I am in fact just doing this out of kindness. In fact, I made it CLEAR to him that I wanted him to bake me a cake on my birthday as well.


October 4, 2014

Dear Diary,

Today I am feeling very empowered and plan on enrolling in a new gender/sexuality class offered by my University. The class description appears to be rigorous, however, I have a background in dealing with the LGBT community because I once met a guy who identified as homosexual. He was really cool.


October 5, 2014

Dear Diary,

Today in my first session of gender/sexuality class, I was taught that men are bigoted, evil, and disgusting primal mammals. I already knew this, so I feel like lecture is going to be optional. Men will try to bully me, taunt me, and abuse me in the workforce if I don’t obey. TIME TO TAKE THIS MATTER TO TWITTER! #SocialJUSTICE #FightPrivilege #ImWithHillary2016 #KillAllMen

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