Park your cars in a garage tonight, Arkon residents. Police are still dead in their tracks on the hunt for a man who has defecated on 19 cars and counting. 

At first, authorities had reason to believe that this was all an attempt at revenge, but after continuous reports of similar complaints from residents in this small Arkon neighborhood, police concluded that this is someone with a possible mental health issue.

Jacob, a victim of the serial pooper, had this to say to WEWS Channel 5 News:

“He did it on the hood every time. And then the one time, he took it and smeared it all over the hood, the windshield, the mirrors, the window, the door handles….. and the gas tank cover” 

Here is a map of where cars have been vandalized 

Despite police having a clear photo of the man in the act, no victims can recognize the man in the photo.

The “poopgangsta” faces misdemeanor charges of criminal mischief and possible criminal damaging. 

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Best of luck, Arkon authorities. 

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