It’s finally time to announce the 9 dumbest “For the first time” videos on the Internet (to date).

The once funny “For the first time” videos which featured people of different cultures trying foreign foods has been milked dry by BuzzFeedVideo in an attempt to tap into the curiosity of 15-year-old suburban girls across America.

These videos have gone off the deep end to say the least.

Here are 9 “for the first time” videos that couldn’t possibly get any more unbearable.

9. Old People Try Lean For The First Time

8. People Get Earwax Extractions For The First Time

7. Guys Get Their Buttholes Steamed For The First Time

6. Girls Try To Pee Standing Up For The First Time

5. Guy Friends See Each Other Naked For The First Time

4. White Girls Kiss Black Guys For The First Time

3. Lesbians Touch Penis For The First Time

2. Straight Women Touching Straight Women

1. Straight Men Touch Another Penis For The First Time