Ever wonder what your state really says about you?

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Alabama

Roll’tiiiiiiide

Alaska

– Someone in your family is an Alaskan State Trooper.

Arizona

– You like blistering heat, especially if you live in or around Phoenix. And you house those crazy ASU kids.

Arkansas

– Not much fun happens around you, except all those Bible studies!

California

– Your blonde mother likes coconut water, goji berries, almond milk, & kale

Colorado

– You’ve hit the blunt within the past week.

Connecticut

– You’re probably either really rich, or really poor. Like Maryland, you know economic divide first hand *cough* Greenwich *cough* Fairfield

Delaware

– People only like you because you don’t have a sales tax.

Florida

– You’re crazy, Cuban, Jewish, or old.

Georgia

– You rep the ATL

Hawaii

– You’re probably chill, laid back, and unemployed. But you’re cool with it!

Idaho

– Potatoes. Lots of potatoes.

Illinois

– You have your moving papers in order anyway.

Indiana

– You’re a hoosier, your friends are hoosiers, everyone’s a hoosier.

Iowa

– You’re used to corn, caucuses, and complete boredom.

Kansas

– Your claim to fame might just be farming, and a classic American film.

Kentucky

– You’re still hung over from all the bourbon last night.

Louisiana

– You like great food and music.

Maine

– Did not think people actually lived here. Thought it was just a vacation hotspot for the Massholes.

Maryland

– People drive through you on there way to and from D.C.  That’s about it. 

Massachusetts

– You get Dunkin Donuts every morning on your way to Harvard, and spend your summers in the Cape, Maine, or both!

Michigan

– You’re a knockoff hipster

Minnesota

– You’re used to nice summers and horrible winters.

Mississippi

– You might need to drop a few

Missouri

– Whether it’s Todd Akin, or Ferguson, you guys are sure to put your best foot forward in front of the rest of the nation.

Montana

– You’re all about guns, and amazing landscapes.

Nebraska

– You live in no man’s land…but you invented spam.

Nevada

– You’re a fan of the desert, or sinning. Or both.

New Hampshire

– Like Delaware, people only know of you because you have no sales tax.

New Jersey

– You have that ‘don’t take shit’ Northeastern attitude. And the Jersey Shore completely destroyed your public image.

New Mexico

– You can’t pronounce your words.

New York

– You’re likely to get hit by a car because your eyes are always glued to your smartphone.

North Carolina

– You love BBQ (Hell, it has its own wikipage!)

North Dakota

– You’re all about that oil boom.

Ohio

– You’re loving that 09 stimulus and auto bailout. All that Presidential campaign attention must wear you down.

Oklahoma

– You’re used to long, flat, windy land.

Oregon

– You’re undoubtedly liberal. And you might like yoga.

Pennsylvania

– You like hoagies, water ice, and cheese whiz.

Rhode Island

– You’re happy when people remember you’re here. You say you’re from Boston, but you’re not.

South Carolina

– You have great beaches and weather, so it’s a great VACATION spot….

South Dakota

– You have Mount Rushmore, and…

Tennessee

– Y’all have been to Graceland a few times.

Texas 

– You don’t take shit. You don’t like the Feds, and you are a strong individualist. It’s possible that you would succeed if you could.

Utah

– You’re Mormon. At least there’s a 62.2% chance you are.

Vermont

– You want to be part of Quebec anyway, so you might as well move there.

Virginia

– Rich wuuuut? RICHMOND!

Washington

– You enjoy the rain. Lots of rain. And thus, you’re always depressed.

West Virginia

– You’re Virginia’s ‘special’ little brother.

Wisconsin

– You like cheese, the Packers, and cold, cold winters.

Wyoming

– You own a ranch and/or a lot of land.

 

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